1.Money can’t buy happiness, but its
more comfortable to cry in a BMW
than on a bicycle.
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
that bastard’s name.
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4.Many people are alive only because
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem,but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don’t smoke,
doesn’t mean you’ll never die…!!
“Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE.”